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I think I like this web comic
Making boat cushions
The cure for homophobia has been discovered!
Dive Into HTML 5
A nice boat!
Virulent Memes.
Just a good, intelligent, bloggish thing. Austrailian, I
think.
"Hello, I'm calling on behalf of 'Fly By Night
Industries..."
I actually like getting called by
telemarketers. This is why.
The Japanese have a
thing for hideous clothes sometimes.
Europeans are always ahead of
us in so many ways
The Rocklopaedia Fakebandica
Librarians don't always
fit all of the
stereotype.
Prior-Art-O-Maticjust may push you down a staircase!
And then there are all these absolutely amazing robots that can do many different useful or stupid things. It's almost scary.
Hey kids, want to learn something really fresh and dope about food safety? Meet
Thermy and Bac, your
friendly USDA food safety mascots! They're really to the max!
These are the only welding masks I buy these days. No other brand can
even hope to compete.
What could be more useful than Search With
Porn?
English as She is Spoke vs. Babelfish
Why is Star Wars so very stupid now?
Saddam Hussein - insane madman, vicious dictator and fabulous rap star?
Who knew that becoming a parent could be so funny?
The Chickenhawk Database.
What does Nike produce? (a) overpriced shoes. (b) highly profitable sweatshops. (c) surreal television commercials made in
cooperation with fans of 'extreme sport'/art/philosophy Le
Parkour. (d) all
of the above.
Poor leeches
Very clever modern Bonsai.
For some reason, I've never had any problem with
leathers; in fact, not wearing them has caused me much more grief, but if
you're a better vegan than I, this place is for you.
If that's not the place for you,
then maybe you need to go to Planet Prostate.
Tactical Gizmology God, New York is cool.
Aaar-nuld.
A guy who really REALLY needs to calm down.
SeanBaby, uh, and stuff. Stupid, stupid stuff.
Gee, Davey,
when do we get our check from the Mountain Dew (TM) people?
I don't know about you, but sometimes I need help building computers too. You can ask Andy.
I always find anything and everything I need at VillianSupply.com
This looks like the best musical EVER!
A handy service, you can hire your own fake terrorists!
A handy Google mirror!
An ironic and interesting fact: The New York Dolls got their name from this place. Johnny Thunders is still God!
Realdoll
Surgery.
Trying to remember the 80s? Here, put these on. If you're unemployed, how about this?
I'm tired of using BASH as my default shell, I'm switching
to PASH.
Cat and
Girl.
Chick Comics offend people.
Wow, cool! I've just found deviant art!
Famous last words and stuff.
Seriously, The most helpful web development site I've seen
yet.
Sally is looking for
someone.
Hm. Okay, well...this
is not a link (yet); but I just read in this
book I'm reading that 'katoey' is
Thai for 'lady-boy'. Interesting. Now I'll have to travel to Bangkok, I'll be able to understand one word at least!
Okay, if you're looking to get me something, my birthday is whenever it is most convenient for you to give me many fine things
; I can't expense out things
like this or this or this or
this or even this anymore!!! And although I'd love to have any one of those
excellent titles, the ones I've really been looking for, sans success thus far have been this PHP pocket reference book, and maybe this, if there are details missing from the littler pocket
reference book, but for what I'm doing here, I kinda doubt that! Oh, and the ONE single title I keep looking for, and
forgetting the title of, and finding nowhere is... you ready... take notes.... there might be a quiz...
This one!!!
And, just as a reminder to
myself, the title is "Web Database Applications with PHP & MySQL". Maybe now I will
remember. (Update:1.14.3: I remembered. It's good. I still want
more.)
Team sports not really your thing? Okay then how about
this?
This may prove useful. (Game copy world)
Did I already post this in here? It's really helpful, and I don't think I did, it is Building a website with php and mysql. Or something like
that...and that's exactly what I'm trying to do. It'll be so much easier to administer and update
then, therefore I'll be more likely to do so on a relatively more regular basis! Bla!
This site is even better than the last few I linked to, so far as advanced web
administration goes.
Design #591829478. I feel
reassured just thinking about it. But the cure may be more of a problem
than the symptoms.
Sally knows how to spell potato, if not how to properly use one. I thought they were for eating.
Silly me.
I love AMD products, and swear by (even at, sometimes) my Athlon 1400; but HOT-Damn,
does it bake. Well, no, maybe it Fries!
Speaking of hot computer
parts, here's a generous supply of
penis/hot computer information from our Pommie-Pals at
TheReg.
Stupid pigeons
Here
is that dumb Iguana thing I mentioned, Sal.
In case you were wondering, this was always my favourite place to shop for spares and
luminescent whatnot for the motorbike.
Norwegians can tell that 'Santa Klauz is
coming soon!'
More robots that you can possibly handle!
Perhaps the best short story ever. You be the judge.
The Portal of E-Ville.
"This looks like a job for...Captain Obvious"
Need a brain? Get yours here!
Donkey Kong!
Fascinating. Extraordinarily creepy, but fascinating.
If you ask me, running windows at all is mostly useless, except for in large company office
environments where instability and unreliability is desireable, for increased coffeebreak
time, and more need for erotic IT support staff. But, really, seriously, you
know all those dumb crappy apps that start when you boot your windoes machine, helping it take over 5 minutes
to get a simple task done? Well, here's a list of
them, with descriptions and stuff even!. Pretty cool, huh?
I've been meaning to do this websearch for awhile now, and finally I've found him: My favouritest poet
Deadly Verbiage Ninjas. What can I say about these
guys... a wacky lot they seem to be.
Sacred Texts archive! Very
handy, and full of real gems, too!
Dumb Monkey.
Nitwitology. A course I take every single damn day of my life spent
outside of my home, and occasionally even inside my home. Ineffectual Dorks. Oh, by the way, I hate the color teal.
She thinks they won't Buy the Cow. I would, but I know my planet is just too small for cows.
Oooh... whatever you do, Don't link to them.
What's on your refrigerator's door? Gibberations?
"With a name like Mangled Baby
Puppies it's gotta be good!"
Which side of this thing is supposed to face up?
Our pal Biderbek has been making us paranoid about network and data security. He's often
right about stuff, though; he reccommends these sites. And rightfully so.
Dr.Shleckenbecker recommended this art site. Oh, and this one too.
Holy Bat-Shit!!!
Morons
"What kind of sick weirdo are you?"
Boom
It's not a question of whether or not you are gay, but how gay are you?
The agony and extasy of recipes and old food related ads and stuff.
(Censored) Education
The Beer Fairy. "I hope Beer chan be loved by everyone !!
It can be going to be a favorite of your beer lover father !?"
Earlier, I mentioned some ad from Apple's 'Switch' campaign. This is an even better switch
campaign.
Sorta, kinda
The lesser known atmospheric layer.
Another amusing blog, plenty of good links to check out too.
You've seen that amihotornot ar whatever it's called at some point, right? Bunch of nancy-lads and
trollops. Now, this is sexy.
I don't know if I'm stout enough for this. I hope I am, it's a
damn amusing site- in much the way dieyuppiescum.org hopes to be when he grows up. I know, referring to
it as a person is weird and creepy... it's all just part of my new 'Weird & Creepy'™ approach.
It's weird how nobody remembers the original Lord of the Rings motion picture, and
believes the newer one to be the first. I'm not talking about that
wretched animated one either.
These nice people want to help you stop masturbating so you don't go to hell.
Birds are scary!
Cause and effect.
Don't be confused.
Careful with this one, it's cleverly disguised as a really
tasteless pr0n site, but
there's some funny-as-hell stuff in there... just don't open it up at work, except maybe with a text
browser or something.... no wait, that would be uninteresting. Perhaps with image loading disabled. Maybe
just wait till you get home, unless you're homeless, in which case I hope you'll except our sincerest
apologies for our lack of sensitivity.
James Simone, 54, Patrolman. I like my job. I get to shoot lots of people!
Go to hell!!
Alot of people have the same problems these days, such as finding and keeping good jobs. All the good jobs these days
are 'projects', and hire people on as contractors, just to drive home that whole "this job is totally temporary" thing.
So, lots of people are looking for jobs. If you are looking for work, be sure to watch out for stuff like this.
Here, there, and everywhere.
Really now, isn't it funny how people get accused of being addicted to video games, simply because they play them
constantly; but for people who never play them don't get accused of being addicted to real life.
What a bunch of dorks!
Dork king extraordinaire
Al
Those poor IP Relay operators repeat crazy stuff that's typed to them.
Team Murder. StupidEvilBastard.
Don't save karyn a bunch of bums
that want your cash. Repent.
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Um, I don't know what to say about this, but these guys do.
Yum. Trilobites are tasty too
Architectural design toys
Buffalo beast
. "Bombadil aka B-dil
aka MC First and Fatherless and, Straight outta Fangorn, Quickbeam aka Q-Beam aka Bregalad the Onodrim
representin' the O.G.'s"
JCPenneys' 1980 catalogue
Turkish turkies!
Arse or Elbow?
Stirling engine, invented in 1816. A beautiful and efficient motor.
Defective Yeti
ascii rock
Photographs of Signs Enforcing Racial Discrimination:
Documentation by Farm Security Administration-Office of War Information Photographers
DeCSS!!! I must be some kind of
outlaw!
B.L.F., or, Billboard Liberation Front
Weird Victorian creepyness
Don't judge a book by it's cover
A collection of keychains
Obscure early Dr Seuss works
One of my favourite poison stories
DeCSS Gallery!
Are you a dirty redneck hick? Well, fear nor, you are now in fashion!
The real girl form
epanema!
Polskie propaganda, as if we don't have
enough of the domestic stuff here!
The Museum of Foreign Foods. well, foreign to them, at
least.
Postal Experiments
from the Annals of Improbable Research, or AIR, formerly known as Journal of Irreproducible Results
(1955-1994). They are the best.
If I was a teacher, I'd totally put this on a test.
Two of my favourite things combined!
Peanuts and Tarot!
Camden Markets
Everybody I know makes fun of Britney because they think she is vapid, moronic and shallow. Clearly, they
don't know about this!
With a name like Vintage Skivvies, it's gotta be good!
Man, I live in LA, like these
whiners; I am rapidly joining the ranks of the elderly and monitarily challenged, so I want a piece
of that class-action lawsuit pie!
Ha, ha. The RIAA can suck on this one!
Te Guardian.co.uk made this
great 2003 Survival Guide page. I have mirrored it here, in printer
friendly format.
Einstein's theory of Relativity, explained
entirely using words with 4 letters or less!
How hard could it be to
learn Finnish and move someplace where they speak it?
Learn how to be a groupie, in 15
easy steps!
So, you think you are intelligent, huh? Prove
it by taking the Turing Tests. Or, just
write some music.
Albinoblacksheep.com
You have no excuse for not using
Linux!
Is
there no cure for Hyperthymia?
Lady Nougat swears by the mad doctor's
soap, but we've always had a good laugh reading the nutty shizznet on the soap labels!
Few 'military minds' can truly be considered as great, but
this one may just qualify.
It's weird how very dumb the average
ISP customer is. I don't even know what my isp provided email address is! I mean, I could look it up,
but I've never used it, and I see no reason to ever do so... I've switched ISPs 3 times now, keeping the
same email addresses. Ah, the joy of having your own server...with all this bandwidth, and the
affordability of domain names and hardware, there's really no excuses not to; except for, perhaps,
obtuseness.
Bovineinversus.com. So, shouldn't it be an inverted cow
then?
It's a sad story, just because we know how it ended. (Hendrix)
not getting enough SPAM these days? Well then, you need
Spamyousillydotcom!!!. Get yours today!
Kids these days. Back in my day we
appreciated poetry. mind you, that's a NYTimes link, I may get around to mirroring it if and when I
write something pertinant; but that remains to be seen.
The very first recordings to have gotten around the
totalitarian control of the RIAA
Those silly airforce boys are still using tired old derivatives of dexadrine, when they could 'get with
the times' and take modafinil
soon, i will add a
REAL street-fighting tips! Better than those
nationally advertised brands, at half the price!
VASC, or Vision and Autonomous Systems Center. Yaknow, more robots and stuff.
Just in case you need to find a vintage German Tank manual online, this one may
help a bit.
I'm not sure, but the suspicious vapidity of our major news outlets in this country fuels my paranoid tendancies. I
think it's largely propaganda; pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. We have people who learned from the best, methinks.
"Something tells me they're not in Kansas
anymore, you insipid little dog"
Insurance companies once again proving that they
are evil and stupid.
Fat fsckin' terrorists! Yes, they are!Much like some TV stations, just
remember, kids, when you buy gasoline, you support terrorism
too!
DUUUUH!!!
Bla bla bla, some retarded words from
weak-minded idiot Robert Knight.
Yep, True and Fair.
SouthernVoice - Not what you'd expect coming
from the Southern portion of the U.S.
Yech. Both Celine Dion AND Chrysler make
nothing I want any part of. Bluck.
Jeez, every damn little thing about this story sucks
completely and needs to be taught in gradeschool textbooks. Shame it's not, nor will ever be more than a footnote to
those who believe what thier told to believe.
This is worrisome. Sex.com got 'stolen' by some
crook, and the owner's SOL.
Woman gives cop the finger.
A plainclothes, 'undercover' one who wouldn't show
any ID, at that!
AMEN!!
WTF!?!? Fundies are
insane AND dumb
I tell you, all those disgusting heteros are perverted
child molesters
Yet another example of the reliability of
eye-witness testimony. A fatal one.
Old lady not trying to deviate from stereotypes at
all. (As with many of these links, this one is from morons.org) Depressing and weird.
Stupid
people. Don't they know that rocks won't kill a vampire. Just ask Anne Rice, or something.
Cereal Killah
No fear of vampire Beatles, huh? I bet Ringo could
take 'em.
Keep looking. Don't ever stop looking, or you'll miss it!
I know what's on your minds...the burning question that has never left your mind for long, ever since you were a
child.What's up with Henrietta Pussycat?
Lady Nougat has been pestering me to get a washing machine for quite some time now. I bet this is not
what she had in mind. I bet the dogs love it. Our dog
smells.
Todd has cool cars
Finally! An effective way to dispose of all those pesky DVDs and
CDs! Thank you, alera technologies!
American ingenuity + American Farming subsidies = Well, this
Xuehxolotl, with stuffing, and all the trimmings!
Yuggoth
Um, okay.
WTF?! What are all those giant letters aboot?!
The Harry Potter Lexicon
Etymology, or the origins of words are all over the internet, but nobody will tell my why the
words "good" and "wood" rhyme in both English and Farsi. Not like I'd have noticed if it weren't for memepool.com
I seem to be forming a collection of swf files these days, so they will
eventually
get their own page, until then, here they be: All your base!!! | Japanese flash movie thing celebrating the penis, I think. | Pac Man |
Leading scientific minds have posited various theories about anciant man, who built stuff waaay before Stonehenge, such
as Dirthenge. Druids had their own technology that was pretty
l337 in it's day, considering the primitive state of programming, but
the Martian Dirthenge-ites were WAAY ahead of the game, but that's another story for another day.
Execution by Guilloche
40 ounces... blurg.
Hooooogannnn!
Implosion World, where demolition comes alive.
Alice and Bob kinda freak me out
I hear ninjas can just make you die by sneaking up on you and touching you just
so. Who the hell volunteered to get killed like that?!
Dude, whatthehellhappenedtoyourface!!! Oh my god!! Aaaargh!! It's
too awful for words! No, that's wrong! Make it stop!
Have you considered moving to Pittsburgh lately? Even if it is The Pitts, perhaps you should reconsider. Kids love it!
Books are one of the few things I genuinely hold sacred.
Look!
Biderbek has posited that removal of dumb warnings from stuff might aid in
natural selection, reduce overpopulation (of dumb people anyway), and make society
better in many basic ways.
Reformation.org
A HUGE conspiracy!! and stuff
Euh?
Edward Abbey Quote Index
Geek.org
Lady Nougat will want this
How do you get a job at Underwriters Laboratories?
I am Lord Nougat (Praise the Lord), so I am accustomed to smiting my unruly minions and stuff, but all you folks, my
loyal worshipper(s?) know not the glee of such an activity. Well, not
until now
My roadster was cooler than this one, but I still like them.
Sheesh, we're getting old! Look what's in Yesterday Land!
Has anybody made you cabbage lately?
I think zombies are sexy
electriclerk
Stupid neo-nazi retard getting what he deserves
Homodeau
Web app security thang
Warchalking
Typical bible thumping fundamentalist
Ooh....Simon is Magic!
This is American justice. Of course, it is a little weird, but prison
time?!! Ridiculous.
Giveboobs.com vs. Giveschlong.com
I swear, this'god' guy gets a bad rap because of all his stupid fans.
Yep, Shaq's still
retarded.
My homework for
tonight
Further proof that the DMCA is
total crap.
I'm not sure how legit this story is, but the
very idea of it is pretty astounding. For instance, one part is pretty irrefutable, specifically: "Since Sharon became
Israeli prime minister, Tel Aviv has mainly limited its practice of targeted killings to the West Bank and Gaza because
"no one wanted such operations on their territory," a former Israeli intelligence official said."
Okay, so what they're saying is that murder is okay, provided it's in the West Bank and Gaza? And the idea of
those Israeli stormtroopers roaming the world and killing as they see fit is just not pleasant.
Children of the avrilution
What's the name of this song that's stuck in my head?
What's that 3d shape that's stuck in my head?
And, what the hell is that smell?
An automatic stuff finder, which finds all the very best and most
desireable items on auctions worldwide!
This is a somewhat helpful php/mysql tutor of a site.
Woohoo!!! I didn't get an F! Okay, well, it was an
F+
The end really is 'nigh'or whatever
Well,
duh.
New?Why
did we need a new study on this, weren't the zillions of other ones to their liking?
Amazing
research. How do they do it?
But they still go to those idiotic 'DARE'
mind-was-a-thons
This is exactly the reason I
changed my name to Lord Nougat
Block these on your firewall: 24.30.128.0/18 and
24.30.192.0/19
Under god my ass.
You recite the damn thing, I am 'under' no 'god' (at the moment, at least)
Teaching is a hard job. Idiots should not be allowed to
do it.
This is just not fair. Although, I wouldn't mind
if the LA MTA had rules like this... it wouldn't matter anyway, it has lots of rules already, and I see
pretty much all
of them broken every damn day, usually both ways, to home, and to work. Peeing, drinking anything (but ut always seems
to be 40 ouncers), carving things onto bus surfaces, or hopping around noisily annoying and bumping into lots of other
people all seem like things there ought to rules against, at least.
Okay, some stuff is
totally weird.
Sheesh. Yet another reason to not have sex
with a woman.
Well, what's fair is fair.
Is Doctors can be heroes too
Columbus schmolumbus
I believe the word for this
would be 'insideous'.
National Resources Defense Council
Free speech / Frank Zappa, who sure got alot done!
Hmm, neat. The Bonanza of Great Guitar Solos
TheSentamentalist, found through that dumb monkey.
This blog is ultramicroscopic. "That means something very tiny, LIKE YOUR
BRAIN!!
Oooh, pretty.
Wood's Lot, a really excellent blog
There used to be a great paper here, the LA New Times. A bit subversive sometimes, and the way it spontaneously seemed
to just disappear overnight, it makes me really wonder what the hell happened. Well, this is kinda like that.
It's ($~) o'clock, do you know where you servers are?
Identity Theory
The Examined Life, online philosophy journal.
The North Gate, on War
Note to self: Educate your dumb self
the gbca. Promising little opinion piece... or something.
Where have all the funeral tickets gone?
Abandoned ROMs
Way too much sense? Well, the
layout leaves something to be disired, I know not what, so don't ask.. but it's still filled with thought
provoking editorials, and lots of, er, words and stuff. I like it.
Penguin Weekly. Yikes! That poor hardware! Cool stuff!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Haha. Utah 'porn czar' gets the axw due to
budget cuts. Sometimes things work out for the best!
State of the union? I haven't looked at this yet.
Hey, buddy, you got a light?
Not
sleeping well?. Maybe it's because of that noodle incident.
Patent? What patent? WTF are you talking about? Go away.
Oddly Duppy!
Woohoo! Fun!
This should not be funny, but it
is. Getting robbed by dorks in their underwear.. sheesh.
Goddammit!! Can't you read the sign?! It says No Crapping in the
Pool!!
You Joe!
Living in LA ain't all bad, we have adorable cockroaches.
Welcome to car history 101. Today, we are studying Ford
Mavericks, and Triumph Spitfires. For extra
credit, there's the Corvair, or
the Hillman Minx. Unfortunately, due to the revisionist nature
of history, we will not be covering the section on Spyders.
The minimum wage is indeed minimum, and has
apparently been so to varying degrees for some time.
Hmm. So kids can be tried as
adults whenever the courts decide they feel like it, yet they're not allowed to drink, smoke, vote, fornicate, or see
porno movies.
This story better not be true. i've linked to
it before, but for some reason it seemed to have stopped working.
This might seem creepy and bad if it
weren't so damn silly sounding
Huh?! I this assclown saying
something sensible? Or is he just blowing around hot air again so we won't notice he's not wearing any pants?
Heh. Texas cops are playing with toys. Oh yeah,
land of the free, bla bla etc.
Mmm, son this is
good! I'm gonna go and see if joe neighbour wants some
It's not a mad mad (etc) world... it's only the USA.
(also mirrored here, just in case)
Has it? I hadn't noticed
Gah!! We are surrounded by idiocy!!!
Are they talking about Keith Moon? Hrm, guess not
Poor people have less money, therefore they should pay more taxes to make up
for their unfair tax advantage.
Ooh! More insightful research
Both junior and senior have profound control of propoganda
machine.
See, this is why cockfighting
is illegal.
So much terrible stuff has been happening in
Africa lately, and for some reason, it just doesn't get reported by our retarded mainstream news. Fortunately,
Good stuff happens tehre too,
but then, that gets reported like crazy.
Yep, MmmHmm, here's the Fargo script, you becha yah.
Let's all talk like Stephen Hawking! If only we could
all be as smart. But not paralysed and all that
Boastful killer shows the court who's
stupid
Nietzsche was absolutely right; "Blind pupils. -- As long as a man knows very
well the strength and weaknesses of his teaching, his art, his religion, its power is still slight. The pupil and
apostle who, blinded by the authority of the master and by the piety he feels toward him, pays no attention to the
weaknesses of a teaching, a religion, and soon usually has for that reason more power than the master. The influence of
a man has never yet grown great without his blind pupils. To help a perception to achieve victory often means merely to
unite it with stupidity so intimately that the weight of the latter also enforces the victory of the former."
-from Nietzsche's Human, all too Human, s.122, R.J. Hollingdale transl.
Supreme Court rewrites Constitution to allow perpetual copyrights. Bush administration
applauds Supreme Court's rewriting of Constitution."
Washington Post article about how dumb evreybody apparently is; or at least as dumb as
they hope to eventually become
This is seriously cool.
You remember Otter Pops. Well, these are better
Another tidbit for you jobseekers out there
Perpetual Motion and Free Energy Machines
Details in the form of
a chart, on Dubby's illustrious military experience. I wish I was a rich kid with evil, yet powerful
parents.
News from
the front lines
There is something happening
here.
I give this one extra kharma
points, for insightfulness. Hrmm... This
one too.
See, I've
clearly misjudged SF; I've never gotten along with that city (it's inhabitants are okay enough,
though).
What's so hard about
this? Oh, okay, I am taken already.
That damned Hinge of History squeaking again.
Unamerican Activities
There is a cure. Our president should try this treatment, along with his vice prez,
and most of the congress as well... a kind of group therapy, which would emit waves of goodness that would help improve
the entire world. Okay, that sounded ridiculous. just click the damn link and you'll get it.
Well, duh. Everybody knows this...at least everybody SHOULD know this, so if you don't
know it, click that there link, and KNOW it!!
As , so well said, Marquis D'Monquis"salutes the 512 individuals who spoke up, unfortunately, now they'll have to continue to
expel, starve, dominate & humiliate an entire people..."
More lovely news about what our friends are up to.
Plep. Another cool bloggy dealymabobbin
Okay, so maybe we do need war
This is incredibly intense and honest. I thought
I had linked to it before, but perhaps I had done so incorrectly... or something.
Time to go to art galleries again, because this Nicole Eisenman is pretty
darn cool.
I gotta save this for next non-denominational
winter holidaytime.
All about one of the best movies of all time
Homegrown Goodness. Be sure to study all the biographies in
exacting detail. Especially Daniel Day Lewis'.
More amazing research, for the
research page that I haven't made yet.
I will most certainly not like
heaven. "Send my credentials to the house of detention, I've got some friends in there." -Jim Morrison
People in Colorado aspire to be as smart as Floridans
Let's get married in Connecticut
Feh. Yeah, and I suppose they also think that
Jews control all financial institutions too.
StopPoliceWare NOW!
There are plenty of bad things that can be said about Verizon. I will not say them though, because there are also some very good things
Dumbass Bush's SUV tax break plan
Stupid Murderer
Bush opposes affirmative action, even
though he got into college basically using affirmative action
Hrm..This is too bad, school paddlings are what got me into S&M
You smug bastard. Are you addicted to junk? Or is it just a compulsion
This site puts our little dive to shame. Now I will cry.
"Ok, let's go shopping for those Japanese car
accessories you need and want!"
George Bush [sr], The Unauthorized Biography
Sex-ed in GW's Texas
Soon, soldiers need not feer the remorse for
all those people they kill.
Sony vs. Sony
See, it's easy. See, you can get rid of woodstock!
"The fags have hijacked his freedom train..".(??) Leave the cigarettes out of this fight.
SBC invents HTML frames! I bet they had Al Gore helping
them out, as he invented the internet, whilst listening to the sweet crooning of Milli Vanilli
CorporateTranslator-O-Matic, in action!
Hey! Somebody buy me this!
Scientific panels just repeat what they're
told. This just barely qualifies as news, statistics and suuch are always more a politial tool than a
scientific one... but still, they should be called an 'Editorial Advisory' committee at best.
This
is, or will be one of the entries in my page for teachers.
Well, at least there's some people who have retained a bit of sanity and sensibility in
these idiotic times
.
This is very
very cool
Damn, d00d!! This Craig guy knows everything and everybody
Dan and his data are cool
This is absurd
Here is the official PHP manual!
First look at these Jesus pics, then look at
these IMPROVED versions!
Poster Pop dot com
Ooh. Pretty.
Got wallpaper?
Poseurs, and pretty ones, at thet.
Ooh...Fractally
Okay, enought computer time for you. Go outside nowand build this.
If this is not something entirely different, I
don't know what is
Coundn't get into Underwriters Laboratories, huh? Well, maybe you'll have better luck at Survival Research Labs.
This is what I want to do when I grow up
More fractals?!
7
Oompla
Eyeball! Eyeball!
Robotty stuff and thingies
Community get-together
Lenstest
This is ska
Backstage fashion
Haha. I know you like them. You're such a dork!
Fabulous
disguises!
You've simply got to have it
One of the best responses to the so-called
'state of the union speech'
Yep, it's in Florida
all right.
This requires our attention
Nothing new to see
here, move along.
I've really taken my time linking to These guys, but I'm sure you already know
about them anyway.
An all around likeable little site
One of the best image viewers if you're stuck using some dumb windows box.
I was lucky enough to fly on these before they went into retirement.
I've been searching for a site about these for some time now!
News from Babylon.
We are living on a Prison Planet.
Don't be a filthy terrorist! Support TWAT!!
Homegrown Dope!
Ready to wear fashion
Overthrow!
The Kult"
War this, war that,here's some crap
I did not vote for him, but at least he's wanted by somebody
International Terrorist
wear a shirt
KILL!!
KILL!! That's the president's idea of really good poetry.
Indentured Servitude. I just want to
find something a little like this (but nicer) that can get me outta this apocolypse hungry banana republic.
Beware the terrifying Spoono the clown!
So you like sports, do you? Well, I guess basketball can be fun
Adam Ant MP3 of the
Week!
Kids these days!
We have elected idiots. I am ashamed. This is a
'democracy' so we all ge to share the blame. If you voted against these people, you obviously didn't do it enough!
Dupas!
What's really at stake, with dubbledumbass bush appointing all
the cronies daddy and the devil tell him to.
You do need to know.
Colorado
legislation allowing a person to sue for wrongful death of a dog. Still can't sue for
the wrongful death of a same-sex partner.
. Democracy in Action.
Peace-Action
See Mary Jane run. See mary jane get thrown into prison
for no apparent reason. Funny, I don't even like the stuff; but then, obviously, Ill have needed to
have tried it at some point to know that, huh. I guess I'm a criminal.
From the 'Bet you didn't know
about this' dept: The Barbary Treaties
Jefferson, and Deism; so lovely together.
Oh! Goodness! Lesbians!
The REAL terrorist regime the UN should be
inspecting. I promise you, I shall mirror this.
PETA pretty much never fails to make itself
seem profoundly idiotic these days.
Wow! Los Angeles has some really good things
going for it!
Win SCP, for when you are trappid in a room with no doors, only little tiny
windows.
Impeach that dumbass retardid shit who thinks he's president. Sadly, this
link goes down periodically due to bandwidth limitations.
Open Brackets. I really need to start a page just for promising looking
blogs
Wow. Rileydog is pretty good.
Cummings
Wood's Lot
This is truly awesome. I hope I become
Bukowski when I'm old.
This is
also awesome, but in a different way. Bukowsky remains silent on the issue of this profoundly stupid war.
Booknotes blog
16th St, another blog
Booklab II
Here's
another one from SFGate
Bush II, the biggest asshole ever, wants to build lots more nukes. What a
tosser.
Perhaps your vote didn't seem to make any difference last time around;make it count
this time
United For Peace's calendar
Hey, an alliance; perhaps this wee site needs allies.
Indymedia. I dont think I've linked to these guys already
Meet Ethel, the Blog
Living rooms, a sanctuary to family, violated by
war
They Must be terrorists, after all, they have trucks, um, or something.
Here's what Samuel Clemens would say
Robert Scheer has some insightful things to say
Does President Dumbass
Shitforbrains believe himself?
Dying for War. More from the Villiage Voice.
The Institute for Policy Studies.
No casus belli? Invent one!
Hey, somebody get the current administration to
read this, somehow they've obviously missed something... perhaps
they were absent that day.
The State of the Union Address (01-29-03),
and how to
make sense of it
Dead, all dead. Many
lives lost, all for
what?
What the world needs now is Banjos,
sweet banjos
"This war is immoral and unjust,
with or without UN backing"
History, rinse, repeat
A highly qualified Iraqi
counterpoint
Police snipers, er, I mean, uh, nothing, nevermind.
Freedom of Speech? What's
that? That was something the primitive savages once espoused in the old days, wasn't it?
Heres just one more little reason
to hate that stupid gawdawful fuckwit who's squatting in the whitehouse
Bush Gives You the
Finger
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, there's the Borowitz report to fill
you in on the little details you may have missed
These are the coolest stamps ever
Poor, lonely little socks
I always thought that it was kinda cool to save old ticket stubs for some reason; at least I'm not the only one
Wow! First it was just a book, and now it's a whole site!
Sid says, "I like it."
The cheapassed punkasses give some of the same 'gifts' that I do, and a bunch
more too!
I hardly even ever drink anymore, but this makes me want to buy
lots of french and german wines. They are, after all, the best anyway.
I can't even think of anything whitty to say about this, it's
just so unbelievable, yet sickeningly not surprising.
There are kids that give me a little
hope for the future
America: Land of
the Murders, Home of the Torturers.
Stupidity: a popular American export product
Be ready, after all, it is more than just duct tape
This looks
funny, I'll have to check it out from the library.
Adam An is a busy guy
You know you want to play with toy cars
Navy Seals. Okay, so he's actually a sea-lion, they atill
look kinda like little seals.
Appalachia is trying to teach me something.
Matt Johnson is one of the greatest people alive. And hardly anybody notices.
Click on the link. Do it.
Matt Johnson sockin it to tha man!
Prophet without honor
Just in case you were wondering, this is how you create custom
themes for phpwebsite, and this is the
project's Sourceforge page.
This is the Wrong War. That is an extraordinarily excellent
article.
Don't American Politics just make your brain cease to function?!
Feh to stupid 'duh, what's seperation of church and state' day, there's National Day of Reason.
Creepy American spies
No more saying bad stuff about the Turks, they obviouslt
have the guts to stand up to the biggest bully in the schoolyard... well maybe not stand up, but not back down when
confronted in this case.
Wow. I dod not know what to expect from a site called whitehouse.org, and then it loads and is all red white and blue...
but then I read the words... and pay attention... oh, just see for yourself.
Click here to see the lovers singing to each other.
This is bullshit, but I mean that in a
totally good way.
Joseph Leiberman's webpage
They took the bad people to the camps and we
did not even know they were there
My new bike
Somebody asked me "so, what's so evil about this 'Clear Channel, I've never heard of 'em". Well, how's this for an answer
10 reasons not to atack Iraq
Free DNS!
Elvis lives!
You have to admit, Optimus Prime is cool.
What does it mean? Someone asked me what I thought the American flag meant, or stood for, the other day. I felt
similarly to the writer of this
incredibly excellent article, I just couldn't express myself as concisely....of course, using so many words
conversationally could prove challenging.
There Might be a cure for cancer, but
for some reason we were not informed. Funny how that works, isn't it?
This is among the very best I've ever seen in the way
of protests
Finally! Some good news!
Who needs another BS job, if you're creative and/or intelligent, go
here.
The Grand Old Party. Believe it or not, this side made me
laugh till it hurt. My sides literally split and I stitched myself up with chewing gum, safety pins, an
government approved radiation resistant plastic sheeting with lovely duct-tape accents.
Ooh! A Blog that's not a blog!
Sapless Sundays, another great peice by Doug Ireland on
TomPaine.com
Imperial Power Or Global Partner?
Twisted Allegiance, Tax Cuts Before Country
Diary of a Human Shield
Crude Vision
US Dept of Laughs
"We're here to fight the regime,not
civilians, but I had to save my men"
Baghdad blog. Not updated since 3/24. not a good sign at all
Alternative Information Center
All the King's Horses
Wailing Children, the Wounded, the Dead
Show the Whole Truth
Financial Disclosure
Presidential Quarantine
Familiarize yourselves with this, the regime wants to delete
great swaths of it
It is, tragically, embarassingly, our flag too
Killing
Kids: It's the American Way(tm)
It's
a well known fact that all americans are idiots
The American government
mandates enforced dogmatic stupidity
I
don't even know what to say to this...WE are the bad guys now! I am deeply ashamed to be associated in
any way with the evil regime
Die
for oil, sucker... it pays minimum wage, sort of.
A rogue's gallery. I'd call these guys something
else, but rogue fits as well.
LaRouche Online Almanac
'Man
hangs US flag upside-down, threatened by cops for breaking fictional "contempt of flag" law'
Once
again, America turns her back on soldiers and sailors sent to die for the Empire, and their
families.
On a lighter note, this is pretty much the idea I had for
nougats.org. Obviously, Africans are far better suited to this sort of site.
PATRIOT
act.
So,
will that be in taffeta, or duct-tape?
"Good
Kills", and plenty of them
The
Nature Concervancy
Myst Movies, maybe
Whew! Raed, (as well as our favourite Iraqi bloggist Salam Pax) IS still
alive!!
My, what nice icons you have. Now have a nice cuppa tea.
I'm sure there is already a link to creepo.net
here somewhere, but here's another one just because it's that good.
At least that stupid
hollow-thump-melon head Ari Fleischer is honest about the American Regime's blatant bigotry.
I've not had a chance to really check out this blog, but
judging from the links they've got, I will.
The Smirking
Chimp. Really now, the name says itb all.
Tom thinks
this motherboard is better than yours.
Check
this out and see if it's legit
This site is about
NOTHING!!! Drink pootpoot.
They don't teach us anything about the history of Belgium in
American school.
I bet you want to know how to migrate Eudora
data from a Mac to a windows pc. Admit it. You know you want it.
I was wondering what that big flat drumlike thing those Irish blokes play
was called; then I found this site
Bible-study time!
This will need to go in the 'land of the
free' section, or more likely in the mirrors of stuff you need to see.
Tonight? Wait, let me check my agenda.
Okay. Get out your trumpet and play this.
Heh, diesel
Saint
Jude: the patron saint of desperate situations, impossible, lost and
forgotten causes, and stuff like that. Here at DieYuppieScum dot org,
we're pretty much all about lost causes. We basically are
lost causes.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Latin: Who watches the watchmen?) You do.
"Oh, just sell that to the
Americans, they'll buy anything."
Oh, by the way, Impeach
bush! This is a good place to start.
I honestly must defer to the Mighty Might Maddox. At least
Lord_Nougat has a chewy center.
It's why my cousin joined the navy
The Rational Enquirer,
after rational minds want to know, or something... and
other Orwellian things that
come to pass these days will certainly have ramificationsfar beyond our
Hollywood soundbytes.
A most heroic author
I could've sworn I had a link to the Democratic
Underground on this page somewhere...oh wait, there it is!
Wow! I thought high-school sucked... I guess it is possible to suck
even more, but that kid's got it together and figured out already. Good on 'im fer that.
FAA Aversion Therapy
Remind me to mirror this, and supporting
documents
Sometimes, it's the damaged stuff that's the best.
Collecting stuff is cool
Max Payne is an awesome game. Some of the 'graphic novel' bits are acted retardedly, but overall it's a
good game. Why, you may be asking your monitor, is this entry on the links page? Well, your monitor has
no good answer for you. But here's a link for when
you've completed the game at least once.
Don't you just hate it when you get duped by
liars
This bike is cooler than
anything
US Troops
raid Iraqi newspaper, ransack office, arrest editor, and stop publication -- all in the name of "human
rights"
This blog is scaring me. Make it stop.
George Bush: Actions speak louder than words
Jesus would be mad about
this
A Nation of Victims
I think it is
important for our society to respect each individual, to welcome those with good hearts. On the
other hand, that does not mean that someone like me needs to compromise on the issue of marriage.
Want to blow up Australia? Our government tells
you how - online!
Yet more war crimes.
Our 'liberal media' and Howard Dean
Bush changing the subject, says Rep. Frank
Bush
apparently wants to destroy EVERYTHING in his service to Mammon
So, there is some freedom of speech left after all.
Fascism, anyone? (Update-
bummer, that page disappeared from their server; but they're still really cool, so their mainpage shall now be linked!)
Here is that dumb IQ test you were looking for, Shlek.
Well, to all of you who keep telling me to learn to be a 'real
programmer', this
ia all I have to say in response to that
Fabulous Prizes!!!
Pompeii is cool
3 seconds
Cool art by some girl
Shrubco's lies vs. truth
George 'Dublyoo'' Bush: Man of
[in]action
Bush Lies
Ask
Jeeves!
There are many people I love and respect who say there is no god. They are clearly wrong because he has his own website.
A nice little bedtime story
Interested in the lucrative business of Terrror™? Be sure to fill out your application then,
keep your corporate business dealings on the up and up!
Did I ever make that dorectory for flash movies? I bet I did, but fuck if I know where it is. If I ever
find it, I'll put this in there. It is the end of the world, you
know.
I really do need to make a specific page for art stuff; I've been meaning
to actually... Here's a really excellent
little site
coup d'état
- n. (kü-dA-'tä)-a sudden and decisive exercise of force in politics;
especially the overthrow of a government by a small group of persons
in positions of authority. [French - literally, a "blow to the state"]
Pill Module is probably the coolest band there is these days. I'm serious. Click
on that link if you don't believe me. Understand that only truly cool people have the ability to click
that link.
Yo, precioussss iis my bling bling.
One Fine Day, by qiqo
Rocket powered legos
The Rubayat of Omar Khayyam
A whole page of unlinked anthro 'links'. Amusing.
XP Anti-Spy. Interesting.
Miserable Failure!!
There are certain questions in life which are universal to all people, regardless of context: why am I here? how do I
operate this VCR? Does Matt have a website of his own? Well, at least we can now conclusively determine the answer to one of these
questions.
Beautiful nature photos, perfect
for reference material.
Gabocorp
The new annoying virus
that will likely keep me busy
Man, I wish I had a "truth" setting on
my telly!
Wow, this is classic stuff
killfrog
The TRUTH about Cisco access lists!
Everyone loves Swordsmen!
I love Nivek
Clepunk!
Accidental Videogame Pr0n
Yay! Nougat!
Do you ever kick yourself for not riding anymore? I do. If this doesn't get you wanting to ride again,
nothing will!
The infamous Dr Laura letter
Here's that adorable little flash movie you were having a hard time downloading.
Like to do art? This might be of interest to you, then!
Stupid Videos
I keep losing and/or forgetting the url to this really cool flash
template site
Dirty BAKA!
World Community Grid is kinda like
folding@home, but is my new favourite
Cool potatoshop drawing tutorials
We all need more
robot friends!
Click here now! And
keep that window open all day whilst STARING at it!
Celebrate the molecule of the month!!
Toast is here!
This
kid is clearly the awesomest thing ever there was.
Howto books on
everything!
Everybody has a
blog these days!
Eew,
Fallon!
Fight AIDS at
home, or at least try. This thing ran for a couple of weeks and then
just died on my machine. It seems to be targeted toward people who barely
know what a computer is, and seldom even works. Still, a worthy
cause for spare cpu cycles. I still prefer Folding@home and to a slightly
lesser extent, World
Community Grid. Folding@home is a hard act to follow, what with
clients for every platform there is (that could handle such work,
anyway!)
science
Before and after cosmetic muscle reduction surgery
Man, I'd almost forgotten about how awesome all this software
these two guys make is.
The uncle-in-law's coupe's owner's club. That's too
many apostrophied things in a row.
Ransom
Letters
You just never know wheninfo like
this might come in handy! It's good to be prepared.
Lady_Nougat says it's time to shop for glamourous clothes.
Mister G. Monkey's new
website. Don't let me forget to check that out... although I'm concerned that he might have somehow turned into a
perv, or something!
Now, all these years later I finally find the /5 club I should have been in. I still could be, in a few months!
MANFRED VON RICHTHOFEN Herr Red Baron
Doktor Shlek, you NEED this!
RSYNC!
Toshiba P25 parts. *sigh*
Does it make me some kind of macho dickhead jock that I'm starting to get into stuff like this now? Gosh I hope so! ;p
Oh come on, you know you want to hack the registry! It's fun...all the cool kids are doing it
I think James Brown summed it up best when he said, "superbad"!
Just in case I haven't already, I need to link this.
My latest mission is to build an IRC server. As vague a task as this sounds, I'm finding interesting little tidbits.
Take this IRC daemon dealymathinger here, it looks pretty cool.
I feel compelled to link this site, because I just enjoyed randomly
running accross it so much. This Schumacher guy takes alot of pictures.
Here are some helpful cycling links.
Here's a helpful site for setting up SSL
NCFFreedom.org
Green Monkey is one of the best artists ever.
We make money, not art.
In case you want to build a cms type thing, this site might prove
useful.
Ooh, gravitational
I think the new guy gave me an STD!
I don't want to forget the FreeBSD 'portupgrade' command.
SCIENCE!! (this will require it's own entry for sure I think.)
Liquid cooling looks kinda fun. Here are some sites that want me to think it's fun: D-TEK, Danger Den, and of course, Swiftech.
Local mirror of Molly Blythe's For the women of South Dakota:
an abortion manual - because it's important that it remains available to the world, especially as a testament to
the profound inhumanity and immorality of american lawmakers who want to decide what is right for everyone else with
their
broad sweeping edicts. Isn't this sort of tyranny exactly what the founding fathers of america were trying to get away
from and prevent from happening again?!
Cal20
Some skater who takes awesome pix
DesktopBSD!
Some say, the best PC game evar, though there's at least one other title that comes tp mind. Possibly others
Useful info for anybody who has a stupid dvd player that needs improvement.
Upside-Down-Ternet
NEW Honda CT110s!!
Copwatch
Fight tha powah!!!
Triumph Stpitfire mag!
Project Azeroth Wiki. Those commoners sure talk funny.
Automatic music!
Visiocafe, for when you need some network diagram in your coffee
Principia Discordia
The Museum of Unworkable Devicea
Overhauling coaster brakes!
This Paul Gilbert guy kinda rocks
Lin and Larry Pardey are awesome.
You never know when you might need some Latin Phrases.
A couple with a rather cool Blog type site.
Now I have blog envy
Here is a cool drawing site. The java applets are magnificent.
Gymnasts are awesome
The pen is mightier than the sword! ...that or the penis...
Banished! It's about time I add more online comics to my list!
this laptop looks cool, but being an Acer, people make fun of me for thinking that
Duende!
