"This site focuses on no Dan L'Hommedieu in particular," the Web site reads. "There are several Dan L'Hommedieus located
in the United States including Dan L'Hommedieu from 3**0 C*mberland Creek R., **leigh, North Carolina (919) 67*-5784
(Address has been edited so no one will bother this man, but have fun guessing.) Also there are over 1 million Dan
L'Hommedieus located in France alone! This site merely suggests that somewhere out there a Dan L'Hommedieu is gay, which
is probably true. So now that me not getting sued is out of the way -- enjoy!"